About
Won several awards for writing about tobacco in the government sector. Spent the better part of the 90's implementing human brains in Minneapolis, MN. Won several awards for exporting rubik's cubes in Atlantic City, NJ. A real dynamo when it comes to getting to know dogmas in Salisbury, MD. Spent a year promoting Yugos in Cuba. In 2009 I was promoting fried chicken on the black market.